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February 14, 2008

A visit to www.mrbrown.com today resulted in total laugh-out-loud hilarity. Period.

He had quoted a passage from uncyclopedia (a spoof of wikipedia), from an entry on the SAF.
[Please see: “SAF: Most powerful military organization in the world“]

Following further exploration of the website, I came across an entry for Singapore.

The following are several excerpts from the site:

  • Although Singapore has been largely forgotten in the annals of world history, the city-state has seen tremendous growth in terms of international recognition; in 2004, a worldwide poll ranked Singapore as the 4th “country that no one would miss if it were completely obliterated next Tuesday”, behind Bhutan
  • On the map, Singapore appears to be a little “red dot”, which can be seen as a pimple on the ass of the world.
  • Singapore is famous for being a shopper’s paradise. There are 2.1 million shopping malls in Singapore, or nearly one for every two citizens. Of these malls, over 2 million of them have the same shops, which makes it easy to find exactly what you are looking for.
  • Also, SBS (Si Beh Slow) Transit buses always travel with the speed of a cyclist, and sometimes it will go so slow while approaching the traffic light while it’s green, gaining only a few seconds of speed when the light turns yellow.
  • The Board of Film Censors classifies censored movies into different ratings:
    • G (Goddamn boring)
    • PG (Phails Godly)
    • NC16 (No Cunts under 16)
    • M18 (Manly 18)
    • R21 (Raunchy 21)

* Disclaimer: Please note that the entries on the above website should be taken in a tongue-in-cheek fashion and should not be viewed seriously. Not for the weak-hearted nor for the extreme patriotic.